ART, SMUT & LOVE

"Turn off all the lights"

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d0nn0:

If you had, one shot, or one opportunity, would you capture it? Or let it slip?

d0nn0:

If you had, one shot, or one opportunity, would you capture it? Or let it slip?

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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sarcastic-snowflake:

when you see someone really attractive from a far 

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but then you see them up close and you’re like ‘oh nvm’

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Lady Gaga - PARTYNAUSEOUS

ladygagarumours:

In Australia, Lady Gaga performed a much longer rendition of ‘PARTYNAUSEOUS,’ almost a minute longer than the original. However, the new version just included repeated lines to extend the song longer than normal. Watch it live here.

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artRAVE
Hands up (hey), hands up (hey), hands up (hey), hands up (hey)
Hands up (hey), hands up (hey), hands up (hey), hands up (hey)

I,I want to come and make peace with you
But they won’t let me, no, they won’t let me through
I don’t mind if they a-arrest me
'Cause I'm wearing my Versace

Why can’t we just, put on a smile
And a buzz buzz buzz buzz
We all might be sick
Whether it’s at first or after a few drinks
We’re gonna unite, stop me!

We’re currently set from the East
I’m from Jakarta-a-a
We PARTYNAUSEOUS ‘cause moi seem to problem with ya
We’re currently set from the West
My name is Lady Gaga
We PARTYNAUSEOUS ‘cause moi seem to problem with ya

We’re currently set from the East
I’m from Jakarta-a-a
We PARTYNAUSEOUS ‘cause moi seem to problem with ya
We’re currently set from the West
My name is Lady Gaga
We PARTYNAUSEOUS ‘cause moi seem to problem with ya

Nod, if you wanna be high with the enemy
It’s a test, are you proud enough? Do your best
Nod, if you wanna make love with the enemy
On and off, fingers on the wrong town tonight

Now jump!

In a way exhausting with problem solving
Drink ‘till she’s attractive
We’re PARTYNAUSEOUS
Coming from diplomatic, e-e-elastic
Making that piece attractive
We’re PARTYNAUSEOUS!

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marinaandthemarina:

part 10: lies
You’re never gonna love me so what’s the use?

marinaandthemarina:

part 10: lies

You’re never gonna love me so what’s the use?

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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officialannakendrick:

i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview

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officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s 

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anustartpop:

shhhhh don’t speak

anustartpop:

shhhhh don’t speak